pizzaforpresident:

let’s bring this back

(via entirepopulationofamerica)


Q
you two have the worst love story i have ever heard of. shame.
Anonymous
A

cavalieravocado:

parkingstrange:

You win the internet for ‘best gif use’


marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(via hagridsbooty)


snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via circumcising)


lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via phobias)


one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via contort)


When I’m feeling irritable


nishathomp93:

When it feels like my period is about to start: 

When the PMS starts:

When it starts:

What I want to do to everyone I know during it:

What I do to cope:

When its over:

My friends reaction:

My response to them:

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with me during my period.





divesting:

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

(via fake-mermaid)