mundane-to-magic:

favourable-winds:

patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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Hannah…

Shut up :P

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I hear all these stories about infidelity and cheating and I wonder why I’m so suspicious of any relationship


So I went out to dinner with my mom sister and family friends, and we were talking about gay best friends and my friend wAs like “mom it’s not just a purse you can pick up at a store… You can’t just go find them”


My mom drives me crazy and I complain about her all the time.. But I’m the only one allowed to talk bad about her, if anyone else does I feel the need to beat them up



itraseras:

msdisneyprincess:

Bless the Sultan

The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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coldas-cactuses:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

I think he’s getting better with age. Good for him, honestly.

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